Do you remember that? Years ago when people started calling them Freedom Fries instead of French Fries. Someone needs to stop conservatives sometimes. That was such a mess. Let's not forget that the French still everything from the Belgian. So, really we should have just called them the Belgian Fries and been good world citizens. But, you know what we didn't. Weren't we upset with France for not wanting to go to war. That is such a mess. It's like calm down America. Not everyone needs to blow something up.
There are so many types of fries. Crinkle fries, steak fries, skinny fries, deep fried fries. Just fries in general. Fries can be dipped in anything. A milkshake, the ketchup, the ranch. I'm partial to dunking my fries in ranch. I have no shame in admitting that. Boomer absolutely hates ketchup. So, together we're just an odd group of people.
Jamie Lee Curtis: Why not?
Lindsay Lohan: Because, it will go down your throat and drop instantly to my thighs.
When I was out for my sister's wedding. This was a while ago. It was like 8th grade year and all the girls were getting their hair did. It took forever. I wasn't getting my hair did and my mother got me French fries from this place next door. One of my sister's bridesmaids was about 10 years old. Annoying as fuck. My mother being a kind hearted person let her share my French fries.
I was hungry. I did not want to share. And, this little girl kept saying “I'm not hungry”. Proceeded to eat the entire bag of French fries. Fuck her the little cunt. Made me so mad. I still want to punch her in the face. Do not come between me and my French fries. I will fucking cut you.
There really isn't such a thing as bad French fries. Always get a large, because you know you want them. Just don't be the people who get their fries at Wendy's and is like these are the best ever, because you are fucking lying to yourself. If you've got a hometown place to get your fries. Live your life. Be original. Just don't be a French fry snob.
Sweet Potato Oven Fries
2 Sweet Potatoes (peeled and cut into fries)
1/8 teaspoon of Salt
1/8 teaspoon of Paprika
1/8 teaspoon of Garlic Salt
1/8 teaspoon of Cayenne Pepper
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees.
Spray a baking sheet with cooking spray, then place the potatoes in a single layer on the baking sheet. Bake them for 15 minutes, turn them over, and bake for an additional 10 minutes.
Meanwhile, combine the salt, paprika, garlic salt, and cayenne pepper. Set aside.
Sprinkle the fires with the seasonings, tossing to combine.
Roasted Sweet Potato Wedges
2 Sweet Potatoes (peeled and cut into wedges)
1 teaspoon of Olive Oil
½ teaspoon of Curry Powder
¼ teaspoon of Salt
¼ teaspoon of Cumin
1/8 teaspoon of Cloves
1/8 teaspoon of Pepper
Preheat the oven to 425 degrees.
Combine the sweet potatoes, olive oil, curry powder, cumin, cloves, and pepper. Place them in a single layer on a baking sheet, and bake for 25 minutes, or until they are done.
4 Potatoes (thinly sliced)
1 cup of Chicken Broth
2 tablespoons of Butter
1 teaspoon of Salt
½ teaspoon of Pepper
Place the potatoes in a single layer in a skillet, season with salt and pepper, then pour ¾ cup of chicken broth over the top. Cover and simmer for 10 minutes or until the broth is absorbed.
Remove the potatoes, deglaze the plan with the remaining ¼ cup of chicken broth, add the butter, and return the potatoes to the skillet, cooking them until they are crisp.