How To Be An Adult

As usual, I am completely unaware of something until months after its started. But, Nicole Richie (Notorious party girl, daughter of Lionel Richie) now has a you tube show called Candidly Nicole. It's also on VH1, but I don't have cable. Which, is why I probably didn't know about this earlier. You see whenever, I tell you all how much I love Hot In Cleveland, realize that I am one season behind you. At the moment I still don't know what's going to happen to Emmett and Victoria's relationship after he escaped prison disguised as her, but I am guessing that Alex and Melanie's love is getting rekindled with her pregnancy news. .

"In life we're all going to have to run across a dick to be successful." 
-Nicole Richie 

I am however obsessed with it. It's the perfect length. Each little clip is maybe five minutes long. She offers life advice on tramp stamp removal, flower arrangements, and first date appropriate outfits. I think it's hysterically funny. One of the guest stars in particular kills it. You may know who he is. RuPaul. Drag superstar. Things like this have made me learn to love Nicole over the years.

When, she first started on the Simple Life I was not feeling her. I did not like her. She was trouble, she was rude, and she was avert your eyes funny. Now, I always loved Paris, and because of that by season three of the Simple Life I loved their friendship. I ship their friendship so hard to this day. By the time the fourth season rolled around I adored Nicole. 

Me At Work

But, just like with Paris, I like mature Nicole better. I enjoyed their antics, but mature, adult Nicole is a necessary transition. That is what we get to see in Candidly Nicole. I love every single webisode. Of course I'm also only on episode 9. I would have marothoned this bitch for you, but the internet stopped working. I said screw this, I don't need to watch all 20 to get the gist of this show. I understand the concept and I can write about. This also isn't the internet company's fault. My family steals our wireless from the neighbors, so it doesn't always work. My cellphone, if you want to call it that is also a flip phone. If you met me, you would be so surprised that I of all people am doing a blog.

Or that I have tumblr. Which, I might add is how I found out about this vlog. I saw all these gifs of this show, and I was like I like this show.

Also, I did not do my research as well as I should have for an article I did for you entitled “Come Alive”. It was over Paris Hilton's latest release as a musician. In it I said something about how Nicole Richie wasn't singing. That is not true. In episode 19 (I think) of Candidly Nicole she is in the studio writing a song called “Stunnah” for a mixtape entitled Nikki Rich. Yes, I did start with episode 19 instead of the first one. Your judgmental eyes need to watch the video. And, this has been fun. 

My favorite episode now that I've binged watched: