Just in time for everyone getting out of school with nothing to do. Orange is the New Black is returning for it's third season on Netflix June 12th. The basic premise of this show should not be foreign to you. Everyone and their grandma was watching this show. It is the shit.
It's all about this girl named Piper and her time in prison. That's really the plot line, except no one likes Piper. No one likes Piper's fiancee either. Larry is just so boring and I feel like I heard he's not even going to be in this season. No one's going to miss him. Their storyline is literally the most boring thing on the planet. No one gives a fuck about them.
Is this making any sense? If you didn't watch the show. This is probably too much. You can't follow, I can't follow it. This is a very three dimensional show. There is plot, there is substance, there is some good lesbian sex. Honestly, I didn't know how hot it was until I started watching this show. I was like get it mama.
I adore this show. This is the show that brought you “throwing pie” and “absorb the chicken's power”. This show is a hot fucking mess and I love it. My favorite character is probably Red. She is this fiery Russian that is a boss ass bitch. I am obsessed with her. I have a thing for strong females and red is that. There is also a nun. She's crazy. But, I love her.
If you are not into this show you need to get into it. Is it a little graphic, violent, sexual, yes to all those things, but it's amazing. Everyone isn't watching it just because they decided to. Netflix slayed it with this show. We haven't even seen the third season and they've already started working on the fourth season. That is hardcore dedication. People might be like fuck this season, but they won't.
Mark June 12th on your calendars and get off of work and get you in front of the Netflix. I will be with the twins borrowing their netflix that hot Friday afternoon getting my life. If you are not with the picture. Get with it.