Nick Jonas's Body

I did buy Nick Jonas's album the moment it came out this month. I admit this. I also acknowledge that I bought it solely, because of his body and not really the quality of the music. However that does not change my opinion that it's a quality.

That is however not what we are talking about. We're actually discussing the reason he has that body.

Kingdom.

I think I mentioned it, possibly. You know I don't have cable and even if I did. I don't think anyone has this channel. It's on the Audience Network. I never even heard of this channel until this show came out. Now, I've finally seen the first episode. It's only been out for two months at this point. I'm really on top of it.

The basic concept is about this martial arts gym and it's family. Nick Jonas is the owners son and a fighter. That is why he is in such great shape. It's so he can play the role of an empowered boxer. Damn, he looks so good. Mind you I watched this show for his body, so I got what I wanted.

I just don't really care for the show or its premise. Mind you I am on episode one, but I'm not too interested in episode two. It's already got its cliches. None of which they seem to be playing off well.

You should know I am not opposed to violence, drugs, sex. The dirtier the better. Just bring it. This show, though. There is so much swearing for no reason. There was also a lot of nudity and not the good Magic Mike kind. I'm talking about Nick Jonas. Shirt off. Yes. Naked. No. As if I want to see this side hoe and his ugly brother naked. No, thank you Audience Network.

There is redemption, however. Nick's character is getting naked. That is worth watching for. His character is also supposed to be gay or bisexual.

Slay me now god.

This is pivotal information. However, the only man I see Nick getting it on with, I do not want to see Nick get it on with. Please, no. The thing with this show, is that it would show them having sex, and I don't want that. Really, I would be fine if the plot of the show centered with Nick just walking around shirtless talking about something irrelevant.

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I am not watching this show for the plot. That's just some honesty. I guess I would watch it again, but the only reason I watched it in the first place was because I found a link for it on tumblr. I am not actively seeking episode two. 

You also need to get a tumblr. Not just so you can follow me, but so amazing things like that will fall into your lap. 

Also just to make it very clear. Do not watch Kingdom for quality entertainment. It is not that by any stretch of the imagination. 

Watch the first episode of Kingdom "Set Yourself On Fire"