In 12 days, it will be Valentines Day. But, more importantly 50 Shades of Grey is coming out. I cannot lie to anyone and tell them I am not going to see it the day it comes out. It's actually going to be out on the 13th but that's beside the point. We're going to see it on Valentines Day.
I have no idea who I'm going to take to see it with me. I cannot go to see it alone. I don't go see movies alone. It's just awkward uncomfortable.
Now hopefully you have not been living under a rock, and you understand the concept of 50 Shades of Grey. It's the Basic Instinct of the 21st century. I am ready. It's basically going to be really classy porn with a plot. I can stand behind that. I'm ready.
I am here for those less then a dollar, free kindle books. There is one series you all need to read called Big Girls Do It Better. Slay me. The whole series was free when I downloaded it and I loved it. It is a little sad, but it's like empowering. One that I read was kinky as fuck. It was called Stripped, Paddled, and Bound and it was about college hazing. That book was rough, but the cover is everything.
Of course the real reason we're seeing 50 Shades of Grey is for all the eye candy. Dakota Johnson will be playing the lead and I'm not necessarily here for it. She's pretty, but is she who I want to see tied up and submissive. Maybe not.
Originally, Mr. Grey was going to be played by Charlie Hunman. He is not a boy I would turn down at the club. Let's be real, but he wasn't the sex symbol. I am much more here for his replacement Jamie Dornan. This man may not be ideal, but he can take my body. He can tie me up and whip me with a spatula any day of the week. Can I get an amen.
Rita Ora is also going to be in this movie if that interests you. I don't know her role. I don't really care. Rita Ora has not proven herself to be relevant to American culture, yet. Who knows this movie could be the turning point and she is sexy.
Judge away. I'm going to see it. I am so ready for Valentines Day. I may be alone and single. But, I will have 50 Shades of Grey and new Madonna music to keep me company.