I do not know who the fuck came up with his channel name. What does 'wickydkewl' even mean. This could very well have been explained at one point, but I am not a hardcore fan that way. I just found out about him recently. Actually, it was not quite recently at all. This was in November. The night of the American Music Awards. In between commercial breaks I was on tumblr, twitter, social media. I was super obnoxious as usual.
When, I am scrolling down tumblr and see this very attractive man. Of course I watch the video to find out that he is very gay. If you're a youtuber you either have to be a heterosexual female or gay. There go my plans to have children with this man.
By the way I'm talking about Davey Wavey. Is that his real name. That cannot be his real name. As you can tell I did not really do my research on him. I was however enraptured with his video and after Jennifer Lopez and Iggy stopped shaking on the AMA's, I got sucked into the dark hole of YouTube and slick watched his videos for an hour, before remembering I actually have to go school.
When, I am scrolling down tumblr and see this very attractive man. Of course I watch the video to find out that he is very gay. If you're a youtuber you either have to be a heterosexual female or gay. There go my plans to have children with this man.
By the way I'm talking about Davey Wavey. Is that his real name. That cannot be his real name. As you can tell I did not really do my research on him. I was however enraptured with his video and after Jennifer Lopez and Iggy stopped shaking on the AMA's, I got sucked into the dark hole of YouTube and slick watched his videos for an hour, before remembering I actually have to go school.
I definitely appreciate his videos or his pretty amazing pectorals. If that's what you call them. He also has very nice nipples. I for one am fine just watching the videos where he doesn't have his shirt on. That is basically every single video. I am so here for it.
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He is definitely straight forward and to the point. He does not beat around the bush. I am also fairly sure he only thinks gay men watch his videos. Scrolling through the list of his videos you stumble upon “How to Measure Your Penis”, “Don't Give Handjobs” and a collaborative effort with Tyler Oakley “25 Ways To Know You're Gay”.
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The first one is also not as bad as I expected. Yes, I watched it. I am a filthy whore, you know this, we are moving on. It was the funniest thing. Also, they don't actually measure anything. It basically is what the size your penis should be on the internet. It was insane. Side note that the guy with him is a porn star. I think. Like Davey Wavey didn't directly say it, but he has an inappropriate number of porn star friends. That is not normal. Where do you just randomly get porn star friends. At your local Starbucks? Honestly.
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To be fair if you are into tattoos, this porn star is definitely attractive, and being the slut that I am, I am definitely here for it.
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Also, everyone on tumblr who reblogs pictures of that person who I think is a porn star. I know your dirty secret, you filthy sluts. Keep on reblogging your shirtless men pictures, that you act like are supermodels when in fact they are porn stars. I have found your secret.
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The video he did with Tyler Oakley is legit hysterical, but it's Tyler Oakley. Flawless, tie dye colored hair, God. I just kind of love Davey Wavey, because I feel like he's a more attractive, muscle bound, version of me if I was a youtuber.
Some of his videos do scare me and I have not watched them. “The Lube Challenge”. I do not think so. I do have some very low standards, but they are there. |
I realize I am basic and you all probably already knew about this YouTube channel, but you also know me, and you know that I never know about these things. I just think he's pretty fantastic and attractive. The last one might really be the deciding factor. Also he did one of his first YouTube video, because he found his hot neighbor masturbating. Is that not something I would write about?
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