My Rebel Heart

My Rebel Heart is about to explode on March 10th. Mark your calendars. Write it down. If you don't like Madonna. You should probably stop reading this blog. You need to reevaluate your life and you need to buy Rebel Heart.

This is going to be Queen M's 13th studio album. The world is ready. We now have the all the information we will ever have before it comes out. We have the tracklist, the album covers, the lead single, and the songs.

If you really want to you can hear every single one of the 25 new Madonna songs. They've all been leaked in their unmastered form. I don't know what that means. I haven't listened to them. I have been a diligent fan and my knowledge of the new Madonna album consists of the six songs she released with the pre-order in December, and the three songs she released the day after the Grammy's in February. 

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I love it. I love it all. This album is going to be revolutionary and hopefully it will sell like Confessions on a Dancefloor did all those years ago. We could hope for Like a Virgin sales, but no one sells like that anymore. Unless, you happen to be a sexy British soulstress named Adele

At this point you should have heard “Living For Love”. Firstly, I did a Friday Favorites article, so stay updated, and secondly it's now on the radio. It may not be slaying it the way Nick Jonas did with “Jealous”, but it's on there. The music video is all you need.  

Madonna is spurring on illuminati jabs on the internet and of course calls against her use of religious imagery. Nothing new really.

It's positively satanic. Mama Madonna is slaying the game. Of course all of it can be explained away with the imagery skills we threw away after high school. The demons literally represent all the struggles one goes through after a break up and how she fights them off and it makes her stronger. It also ends with a very nice Nietzche quote. 

"A man is the cruelest animal, at tragedies, bullfights, crucifixions, he has felt the best on earth; and when he invented hell for himself that was his very heaven."
-Friedrich Nietzche 

Buy "Living For Love"

That Grammy performance. Hopefully you watched. I finagled my way out of work early to catch it. If you were on twitter at all you know I was live tweeting the whole thing. Letting you know exactly what I thought during the Grammy's.

Honestly, beside the Madonna performance (where she literally recreated the “Living For Love” video) all you needed to know is that Beyonce was robbed and no one knows who the fuck Beck is. Madonna was vaulted into the air to close out her performance. The only thing more killer that night was Beyonce and her raw vocals.

She has succeeded in making “Living For Love” instantly iconic. Just like “Rebel Heart” will be. So preorder it or run out to the stores on March 10th and get you a copy. You will not regret it. And, if 25 tracks sounds daunting to you, just remember that's the super-deluxe edition. The standard edition only has 14 songs. A lot less to take in for someone new to the Madonna world. 

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Tracklist:
Standard:
1.Living for Love
2.Devil Pray
3.Ghost Town
4.Unapologetic Bitch
5.Illuminati
6.Bitch I'm Madonna featuring Nicki Minaj
7.Hold Tight
8.Joan of Arc
9.Iconic featuring Chance the Rapper and Mike Tyson
10.Heartbreak City
11.Body Shop
12.Holy Water
13.Inside Out
14.Wash All Over Me
Deluxe
15.Best Night
16.Veni Vidi Vici featuring Nas
17.S.E.X.
18.Messiah
19.Rebel Heart
Super Deluxe
20.Beautiful Scars
21.Borrowed Time
22.Addicted
23.Graffiti Heart
24.Living for Love (Remix)*
25.Living for Love (Remix)**

*In the UK this is Autotune Baby
**In the UK this is Addicted