 | In the immortal words of Kesha “D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R you are a dinosaur. D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R your just an old man.” I have for centuries loved that song, I have however never expected to relate to it. Quite recently I've been under the constant attention of a fifty year old senior citizen who's strutting around with a sexy tank of oxygen. I've gotten the “haven't we met before” the “your beautiful” and the “I don't want it to seem like I'm coming onto you.” |
Hahaha then maybe starting a conversation with “hey beautiful” isn't the way to go around it. Our last interaction involved a “your a cool drink of water... a cooooooooooool drink of water.” I've been blocking him with the brim of my hat and a constant flipping through my Vogue and minimal answers that involve guttural noises instead of words.
My hints and lack of general interest should have been enough to deter him after three weeks, but he seems to believe in the frat boy concept of “no means yes”. His persistence is admirable and unwanted.
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