The Life of a Famous YouTuber

Per usual there is nothing exciting going on in my life. I was just sitting here listening to Shakira (specifically the Donde Estan los Ladrones? album), and I said to myself why not write about what it's like to be a famous youtuber.

Well. First of all. Famous might be stretching it a little bit or a lot of bit actually. My most viewed video is “I'm Giving Up Boys For Lent” and honestly those views came around from me posting that to twitter a million times over., then from anyone actually watching it.  

I do feel like I've accomplished something, though. I got a thumbs down on one of my videos. It was one I did on Fergie, Gwen Stefani, and Hilary Duff. It's called “Baby Come Back (It's Your Fault)” and I talk about there long breaks in their musical careers and what they need to do to get back at the top of the charts.

I guess someone did not like what I had to say on the topic. That's really not my problem. I know I was right. This is also one of the few videos I have with solid camera lighting. I'm a blogger for a reason. I'm not the most beautiful person. In fact I'm the second most unattractive youtuber. Or at least I was until Shane Dawson fixed his hair.

I know everyone in middle school was obsessed with him and his hair. Honestly, it was a look. You can make your own conclusions on how good you think it was or not.  

The youtube channel is supposed to be a way for me to promote the blog, but I do a really bad job at that. I don't even talk about the blog that often. I do on occasion, but for the most part I don't. So, I guess it's really for you my eight readers. Although, if I'm being honest I'm fairly sure I'm counted as one of the readers. So, it's really just for you my seven readers.

I suppose you could say that my youtube channel is a runaway hit in that regards. I have more then eight views on all my videos, so that's something to be proud of. I actually have 18 subscribers (two of those are me). If you haven't subscribed, I don't know what your doing with your life. Support your friendly neighborhood indie vlogger.

That's how I should market myself. The indie vlogger for the masses. People would love it. It's going to be my new tagline. I'll finally be famous.

I prefer blogging to vlogging, though. I don't know what it is about making videos, but it's very emotionally draining. I prefer this. Sitting here typing. Putting pictures together and blogging for you. I might vlog, but it's something I would give up. I wouldn't give up the blog. There are times when I'm like gots to get this blog post done, but it never crosses my mind that I should just stop.

Someone recently told me that they feel like their seeing me, because of all of my social media and everything. That means I'm doing this right. Your seeing the real me, but it's also a little sad. That someone I'm friends with can not feel the need to see me, because they already do.

I don't know. If you haven't already started watching my videos. Don't. My voice is quite annoying. I think it's very stereotypically gay. Which, actually everything I do is. I just don't know what to say. Have a great week? Watch a video I've made? Subscribe? Follow me on twitter? Buy Hilary Duff's Breathe In. Breathe Out on iTunes or get the deluxe edition at Target?  

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