I have to admit I was skeptical. If this game cost anything, I would not have bought it, but it was free, and everyone was talking about it.
Now unlike everyone else, I'm not playing this game on a smart phone. I downloaded it to my kindle. I don't have a smart phone (Just one of the many reasons this blog doesn't have an instagram.) So, instead of indulging in Jackie Collin's Hollywood Wives on break, I sit with kindle in hand, whirling around Los Angeles. And, then this happens...
It really sounds terrible. It kind of is a terrible game. You use up all of your energy at a photo shoot and then you have to wait and hour before you can have lunch with your boo. That's the only thing I feel really bad about. Peter Walten (The celebrity I'm playing as) is gay. I didn't mean for that to happen.
Kim was setting me up on a date, and she asked me if I wanted men or women. Now, I should have known Peter was gay. He's really hot. So, it was only fate that I pushed the button that had Peter set up with a sexy black man.
Not only that, but a sexy, ruggedly handsome, pro baseball player. Yes. You heard it hear first. I'm dating a baseball player. Was actually. We broke up recently. I didn't have enough stars to keep him. But, I'll find another hot baseball player. He was on the e-list anyway. I'm on the d-list and I can't date someone who doesn't have aspirations to improve themselves.
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YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.
You are also not allowed to judge me until you've played this game. And, I want you to know that as you sit behind your computer screen and judge me. Your also judging Tyler Oakley and he will get you.