No Good Girl

I had no intentions of writing this article. It was not part of my weekend. And, then I went out with Rosencrantz. We once again went on the game plan of let's just go out and do something. We ended up at a shopping mall. Where we looked rather then shopped.

We had one goal to find a candle that represented the fall season. We found none. We went in two different shops and each time could not find what Rosencrantz wanted. After this the movie Gone Girl just happens to come up. Now I had planned on going to see it with my mother. I have decided to set myself on a budget as I have been spending rather recklessly as of late. And, there's nothing better then having your mother pay for it. 

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Before we actually saw the movie. We stopped at Target, where I was stopped. I was recognized. They said are you one of Miss Sara Bellum and the Mayor's friends. I said of course. They knew me from me being all over their instagram account. It may just be local stardom, but stardom I do have.

After I actually got home. My mother wants to go out. And she decides we are going to go see No Good Deed. I saw two movies in under five hours. It was rather insane.

So, first I saw Gone Girl. You know I read the book. I wrote an article on it. I even said how Rosencrantz was probably going to go see it with me. I know my friendship so well. The obvious question is how great is Ben Affleck's penis.

Yes. It is in the movie. I was told it was near the start of the movie. That is a bold faced lie. That comes at the end. Of course we would have rather seen his penis ten years ago in a more primed up shape, however we can juxtapose. Hello, photo shop.

I suppose his penis had a nice shape. We're just going to have to buy the movie and freeze frame for a better angle if we're really that curious. I don't really know what to tell you about this movie. It is a thriller. I just don't want to give anything away. The basic premise is that Ben Affleck's wife has disappeared, and it is up to you decide whether or not he actually killed her.

You have to remember that this review is coming from someone who read the book. That I knew the screenplay was written by the author. I had very specific expectations for this film and they were not met. The author said the film would differ from the book. It did not. There were deviations, but nothing jaw dropping. Some of the same uncomfortable dialogue from the book found its way into the movie. Thank you Gillian Flynn.

I did enjoy the movie. You should see it. There are some graphic scenes, sexually, physically, and verbally, so beware of that. This movie is not Academy Award material. If you don't see it. You are not missing anything. I would give it 3 ½ Bubbles personally.

Bubble Rating:

Now, I asked Rosencrantz -someone who had not read the book- to give me her opinion of the movie, and her rating was slightly better. It was 4 Bubbles. I definitely think if you read the book you should see the movie.

Rosencrantz Rating:

With my mother I got around to seeing No Good Deed. I love this movie. It stars Idris Elba as deranged psychopath killer and Taraji P. Henson as docile housewife. I am truly terrified of Idris Elba now. If I saw him walking down the street, I would be like bye bitch.

He does a great job. This movie is horrifying. I do not get freaked out by a lot of horror movies, because I can seperate them from my life. But, a man in distress comes knocking on your door and proceeds to terrorize your family. That I can relate to. It makes me not want to answer my door.

Let me also point out that Leslie Bibb is in this movie. And if you read my Good Christian Bitches article like you should have. You know that she is Amanda and that I love everyone on that show. You know the woman who plays Cricket is going to be on Hilary Duff's new TV show on TVLand Younger. That is exciting. 

So, I have read that this movie did not receive good reviews. I'm not sure why. I love it. It is one of those movies I will never want to see again (Think Fatal Attraction), but I think its fantastic. Maybe I was just in the mood for this kind of movie, but I am obsessed. I like it. Taraji P. Henson slayed and that little narrative twist at the end. Yes. That is some Agatha Christie shit.

Make a point of seeing it. I gave it 4 Bubbles. I did not ask my mother her opinion, because she does not know that I blog. So, whenever she does find out about this. That should be interesting.

End point. Go see a movie.