Good morning. Good afternoon. Merry Christmas. Today is the last day of the 12 Days of Bubbles. That is tragic, but it's also Christmas. Hopefully you all got everything you asked for. I was hoping that Matt Bomer would have proposed to me, but needless to say that didn't happen.
I have no idea what inspired this, but Diana Ross is a bad bitch. She is the voice of The Supremes. She is what I want to be when I'm 70. She is just kind of everything. Ever since she gave Taylor Swift, the Dick Clark award at the AMA's she has been in the back of my mind. And, of course I follow RuPaul and he is slick obsessed with her. If he goes a week without mentioning Diana Ross, something has gone horribly wrong.
I have no idea what inspired this, but Diana Ross is a bad bitch. She is the voice of The Supremes. She is what I want to be when I'm 70. She is just kind of everything. Ever since she gave Taylor Swift, the Dick Clark award at the AMA's she has been in the back of my mind. And, of course I follow RuPaul and he is slick obsessed with her. If he goes a week without mentioning Diana Ross, something has gone horribly wrong.
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I love Diana Ross, but I am not an invested fan. I just do not have that kind of money. It's the same reason me and Cher have not clicked like that yet. Some day, though, I will have every single one of Diana Ross's albums. You have to include the albums she did with The Supremes. Diana Ross was the Supremes. They even changed the name of the group from The Supremes to Diana Ross & The Supremes. That is 18 albums you need. Now The Supremes did have a few more albums after Diana Ross left, but nothing as substantial.
Then, she has 24 solo albums. 24 + 18 is a lot of music. I want to invest in Diana Ross, but I just don't know if I could handle that. Diana Ross has been legend status, since I was born. She is everything. My great Aunt even saw her concert once upon a time.
Then, she has 24 solo albums. 24 + 18 is a lot of music. I want to invest in Diana Ross, but I just don't know if I could handle that. Diana Ross has been legend status, since I was born. She is everything. My great Aunt even saw her concert once upon a time.
If you do not know who The Supremes are, I cannot help you. You must not be American. Only the most important girl group before the creation of Destiny's Child.
With such an immense back catalog it is fine not knowing all the details of Ms. Ross's career. You just got to get the highlights down. That in and of itself is a struggle. The woman has had too many hits. I have narrowed it down to a few basic sections. Her number one songs “Ain't No Mountain High Enough”, “Touch Me in the Morning”, “Do You Know Where You're Going To”, “Love Hangover”, “Upside Down”, and “Endless Love”. She has collaborated with Michael Jackson. That you should know. Think The Wiz. Her and Lionel Richie have done it up together. Let's acknowledge that the Notorious B.I.G sampled her in “Mo Money, Mo Problems”. Only a classic song right there.
With such an immense back catalog it is fine not knowing all the details of Ms. Ross's career. You just got to get the highlights down. That in and of itself is a struggle. The woman has had too many hits. I have narrowed it down to a few basic sections. Her number one songs “Ain't No Mountain High Enough”, “Touch Me in the Morning”, “Do You Know Where You're Going To”, “Love Hangover”, “Upside Down”, and “Endless Love”. She has collaborated with Michael Jackson. That you should know. Think The Wiz. Her and Lionel Richie have done it up together. Let's acknowledge that the Notorious B.I.G sampled her in “Mo Money, Mo Problems”. Only a classic song right there.
| As I mention all of this, I am ignoring important pertinent information. That's how extensive her impressive chart record is. The real, true reason that I stand for Diana Ross the way that I do is because she married a billionaire. If those sound like my life goals they are. She married this Norwegian man, who's name I cannot pronounce in the eighties. Now, at this point Diana Ross had her money, she didn't need this man, but she married him anyway. Then, he decided to divorce her and she was like bitch give me your money. |  |
Diana Ross is filthy rich. Get yourself a billionaire, Diana. Go get you one. Diana Ross robbed that man the way, Ivanka robbed Donald Trump. As Ivanka Trump once said, “Don't get mad, get everything!”
Diana Ross is a goddess. She is also beautiful, so gag me now, because it's only going down hill from here. There is no reason not to be obsessed with Diana Ross. I even follow her on twitter and she has never tweeted anything. And, you all know how shaky my follower to following ratio is. For someone is a waste for me to follow, I have invested in Diana Ross.
Diana Ross is a goddess. She is also beautiful, so gag me now, because it's only going down hill from here. There is no reason not to be obsessed with Diana Ross. I even follow her on twitter and she has never tweeted anything. And, you all know how shaky my follower to following ratio is. For someone is a waste for me to follow, I have invested in Diana Ross.
As a general rule I call her Ms. Ross, but the distinction is up to you. Also, because today is Christmas, remember that there is a Diana Ross Christmas album. It was never released in the United States for some odd reason, but that is besides the point. You can find it on Amazon. Go get you some Diana Ross and roast some chestnuts on an open fire, even though I fucking hate that song.
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