Back To 2015

In a relatively short span of time, YouTube has become inescapable. It unlike Face Book remains relevant among the younger population. Of all the things it's done is to create a population of people famous just for making videos. And, I said why not Throwback to youtubers. I'm not sure if you can really throwback to something that is still relevant and happening, but we're going to just ignore that.

Now, I just got functioning internet last year, so my knowledge of youtubers is limited in scope, so don't judge my list of people I like. I know the big ones. Forewarning that Shane Dawson is not on this list. I know everyone used to be obsessed with his hair. No shade towards his hair, but okay.

Shane Dawson

Connor Franta

Connor Franta is also not on this list. Now, I've only seen his coming out video, so probably not a good basis for determining if I want to watch his channel. I just always assume all youtubers are gay until proven otherwise and I was watching it like oh my god. Honestly, the coming out process is not something I would want for the world to see. It's an emotional process and I just wanted to awkwardly hug him.  

I guess I should start off the list with classic content. I honestly love Chris Crocker. “Leave Britney Alone” is still something I quote. I know, I'm an embarrassment. I actually really enjoy his singing career (yes, he sings). His song “I Want Your Bite”. Please listen to this. It's the holy grail of music. Side note that Chris Crocker also had a little porn career. I thought that was interesting. I think he's cute, but I don't know if that's what I want from him. He's also from Tennessee. So, how does that work. That's like ultraconservative. Honestly, no legit youtubers are from the South, he needs to get himself out to California or New York or something better then wherever the fuck Tennessee is.

Buy "I Want Your Bite"

I'm going to be basic as fuck and put Tyler Oakley. If you don't know who this is. I can't really help you. I also can't pick a favorite video of Tyler's. I'm honestly doing a pretty shitty job keeping up with his channel. I try and then I proceed to fail. If you've never watched a youtuber this is where you start. I don't really know what else to say. Donate to the Trevor Project? Watch him? Love yourself???

Miranda Sings is definitely among the favorites. I know everyone loves her, but I'm allowed to be basic. I'm basic as fuck anyway. The first video I ever watched of her was how to gain twitter followers. I honestly hoped it would be informative. It wasn't. You know me. I want people to follow me on twitter. Follow me by the way. @BubbleRighted. I'm great. I live tweet award shows. I'm awake at 4:00 in the morning. I will keep your feed alive.

This is where I get more hipster, I feel. Maybe. I don't know. Do you know who Superfruit is? There 2/5 of Pentatonix. That acapella group that slayed the charts with their Christmas album last year. It's made up of Scott Hoying who is just so cute and Mitch Grassi who is equally cute but in a different way. Mitch legit has a locust tattooed on his arm. I don't even know what to say about that. I'm really bad about keeping up with them. I'm going to need to marathon them soon. I've been missing them. They're probably the favoritest of my favorite youtubers.

Now, I also really enjoy Willam Belli's channel. He does these “Beatdowns” and they're great. He's so funny. I actually know about him from him being on RuPaul's Drag Race. Willam is one of my favorite queens of all time. But, hoenstly I'm a season three girl and Raja and Manila Luzon and Carmen Carrera will always be in my heart. I'm about to just spin the wheel and see what comes up out of the Beatdown episodes. They're all funny. Willam doesn't miss.

I really, really, really like Troye Sivan. I don't know if I like his channel, though. He tries to hard to entertain us and I love him when he's with Tyler Oakley or anyone else. He's great. I'm not sure why he tries so hard. He could legitimately just sit down about his life and talk to us and I would love it. Watch him. Everyone loves him and he super cute.  

Andrew Lowe. Can we talk. He is basically me in youtuber form. I'm really not here for his friend Ricky Dillon, but that is beside the point. I don't personally think he's that funny, but I see myself in him. He does things and he says things and I'm like me, Me, ME. He's perfect. He's also cuter, then me, so that's not okay. But, whatever. I adore him. Watch the video on how to make a salad. Me cooking. Not even lying.

Then, there's Davey Wavey. Gay to the tenth power. I swear if you are anything but gay and you are watching his channel, what is he offering you. I love Davey Wavey. I did a Media Monday article on during that horrible time I called the 12 Days of Bubbles. I hope you all enjoyed it, because that was a mess. Christmas is just a messy time for me anyway and a post a day was interesting. Watch Davey at your own risk, but I love him.

What is the big surprise and announcement I've been sort of hinting at vaguely for like a month now. Your context clues should be telling you that I've decided to be a youtuber. I hope you love the sound of my voice and I'm even more beautiful then you anticipated. None of that's going to be true, but we shall see how this goes. Hopefully, this video is not as much of a mess as I think it is. Because, to be honest I didn't even watch it.