I have no idea what inspired this, but Diana Ross is a bad bitch. She is the voice of The Supremes. She is what I want to be when I'm 70. She is just kind of everything. Ever since she gave Taylor Swift, the Dick Clark award at the AMA's she has been in the back of my mind. And, of course I follow RuPaul and he is slick obsessed with her. If he goes a week without mentioning Diana Ross, something has gone horribly wrong.
Then, she has 24 solo albums. 24 + 18 is a lot of music. I want to invest in Diana Ross, but I just don't know if I could handle that. Diana Ross has been legend status, since I was born. She is everything. My great Aunt even saw her concert once upon a time.
With such an immense back catalog it is fine not knowing all the details of Ms. Ross's career. You just got to get the highlights down. That in and of itself is a struggle. The woman has had too many hits. I have narrowed it down to a few basic sections. Her number one songs “Ain't No Mountain High Enough”, “Touch Me in the Morning”, “Do You Know Where You're Going To”, “Love Hangover”, “Upside Down”, and “Endless Love”. She has collaborated with Michael Jackson. That you should know. Think The Wiz. Her and Lionel Richie have done it up together. Let's acknowledge that the Notorious B.I.G sampled her in “Mo Money, Mo Problems”. Only a classic song right there.
As I mention all of this, I am ignoring important pertinent information. That's how extensive her impressive chart record is.
The real, true reason that I stand for Diana Ross the way that I do is because she married a billionaire. If those sound like my life goals they are. She married this Norwegian man, who's name I cannot pronounce in the eighties. Now, at this point Diana Ross had her money, she didn't need this man, but she married him anyway. Then, he decided to divorce her and she was like bitch give me your money.
Diana Ross is a goddess. She is also beautiful, so gag me now, because it's only going down hill from here. There is no reason not to be obsessed with Diana Ross. I even follow her on twitter and she has never tweeted anything. And, you all know how shaky my follower to following ratio is. For someone is a waste for me to follow, I have invested in Diana Ross.