I realize that Lucien Laviscount's first name is not Luscious. But, it should be. Luscious Laviscount. That is a name worthy of this boy. I'm convinced he's the most beautiful boy in the world. I'm in love.
Now your probably saying to yourself: What does Luscious Laviscount do?
He looks sexy first of all. That is job number one. After that he takes his shirt off talks to us in that sexy British accent. The posh kind. This man is beautiful and he's only 23, so he's not too old for me. Clearly 2016 is the year he will find me and fall in love with me. Until then I will patiently be waiting by the phone.
Lucien Laviscount played Earl Grey. Everyone's drink of hot tea. He was gorgeous, stunning, muscled just enough as not to compete with Chad Radwell (played by Glen Powell). His love interest was Zaday Williams. Represented by the equally stunning Keke Palmer. They would have been such a great power couple if the Red Devil Killer hadn't stabbed him in the neck.
He also had a singing career. Albeit not a very good one. I watched the music video. The highlight of it being his continual presence in it. I need no excuse to take time out of my day to spend it with Lucien Laviscount. The song was called “Dance With You”. As you can tell he had a very clear artistic vision for his singing career.
As I said, I watched the video, listened to the song. If this boy had an album I would let him croon for me in his limited vocal range. He sexy, but this song was not about to change the pop world.
RuPaul's Drag Race host Michelle Visage was on it and my baby Lucien Laviscount was on a season. This show must be wild. He wasn't good enough to actually win it, but that's okay I can forgive him. Lord knows I would get kicked off episode one.
Also as someone who doesn't live in the UK I have no idea what the premise of Waterloo Road was, but he was also on that. If I ever move there, expect me to catch up on every season.