Luscious

I realize that Lucien Laviscount's first name is not Luscious. But, it should be. Luscious Laviscount. That is a name worthy of this boy. I'm convinced he's the most beautiful boy in the world. I'm in love.

Now your probably saying to yourself: What does Luscious Laviscount do?

He looks sexy first of all. That is job number one. After that he takes his shirt off talks to us in that sexy British accent. The posh kind. This man is beautiful and he's only 23, so he's not too old for me. Clearly 2016 is the year he will find me and fall in love with me. Until then I will patiently be waiting by the phone. 

How did I find out about him? Scream Queens of course. The best and worst show on Fox. He was one of the many sexy frat boys in the Dicky Dollar Scholars. Although, his only real competition was gay dead Boone played by Nick Jonas and that was only before he cut his curly locks. 

Lucien Laviscount played Earl Grey. Everyone's drink of hot tea. He was gorgeous, stunning, muscled just enough as not to compete with Chad Radwell (played by Glen Powell). His love interest was Zaday Williams. Represented by the equally stunning Keke Palmer. They would have been such a great power couple if the Red Devil Killer hadn't stabbed him in the neck.

My dreams consist of Lucien Laviscount being sexy and hotter, sexy and hotter, sexy and hotter. I could eat all of my meals on his well defined pecs. He is my man crush Monday every Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, because love takes no time off. 

He also had a singing career. Albeit not a very good one. I watched the music video. The highlight of it being his continual presence in it. I need no excuse to take time out of my day to spend it with Lucien Laviscount. The song was called “Dance With You”. As you can tell he had a very clear artistic vision for his singing career.

As I said, I watched the video, listened to the song. If this boy had an album I would let him croon for me in his limited vocal range. He sexy, but this song was not about to change the pop world.

Apparently he was also on Celebrity Big Brother. This is something the UK does and I'm so jealous. Why is America so far behind the times? Bring us the celebrities. Big Brother is such a guilty pleasure and it's messy as hell. This is the arena I want my celebrities in. 

RuPaul's Drag Race host Michelle Visage was on it and my baby Lucien Laviscount was on a season. This show must be wild. He wasn't good enough to actually win it, but that's okay I can forgive him. Lord knows I would get kicked off episode one.

Also as someone who doesn't live in the UK I have no idea what the premise of Waterloo Road was, but he was also on that. If I ever move there, expect me to catch up on every season. 

Hopefully, you have a new man crush. I need some converts. It's a cold lonely world loving him by myself.