Picture it. On a planet far-far away (probably Mars) a child was born on November 15th, 1985 in Orange County California. What was the name of this child? The prodigal son? Jeffree Star. 30 years ago a star was born.
Jeffree Star is such a bad bitch. I don't know if you all remember him from the Myspace days. Jeffree Star will always be a singer to me first before anything else. Music is how we all came to know of him.
Chris Crocker also had his moment on Myspace. Not only did he gift us with LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! He also gave us that wonderful song, “I Want Your Bite.”
I really feel like Jeffree Star and Chris Crocker come from the same place of love. They both fuck up those gender norms and I love it. Neither of their music is really quality, but “guilty pleasure” is a real category to fill. Paris Hilton's music career anyone.
Jeffree Star is like the less mainstream, more intense version of Adam Lambert. His music is so iconic. If you were cool in middle school and thought you were a bad ass you listened to “Lollipop Luxury”. If it wasn't for Jeffree Star would Nicki Minaj have ever had her big break? I don't think so.
His most famous release was home to the quality line, “see me walk, see me fuck, see me suck a lollipop.” Pure poetry. It's a tragedy that Beauty Killer is his only album.
His makeup brand is to die for. When you put that lipstick on you better know what your doing, because it's not coming off. Now I can't afford it, but when I can. Watch out. You'll see flawless pic after flawless pic of me in matte mint green lipstick murdering everyone.
Jeffree Star is just a goddess. If your not in love with him, I personally feel like your living your life wrong, and it's not even really a question. You are. You are living your life wrong.