Recently, I've come to realize that I'm low key in love with like five people. There's my Australian blogger. There's that cute guard at my school. We even talked once. He told me the parking lot was full. There's that engineer who's really nice if boring. Just think about the money. There's that man who's in charge of marketing at my school. And, recently at Mass I realized that Brother Dylan is beautiful and that he needs to marry me.
Needless to say, I decided why not add someone else to my list. I was rewatching Magic Mike XXL. As a good gay does and Donald Glover lit up my screen.
Donald Glover is foremost an actor. To a general public. I think that's what he's known for. He played Troy Barnes on Community. I don't know why I never got into that show. It was funny. The only episode I ever saw was the one with Hilary Duff. I just want you to know that your judgment is not warranted. That is a very valid reason to watch any show on television.
The Martian is the only movie I haven't seen that he's been this year and it came out on October 2nd, so there's time to correct that. You just know that he's getting hotter and hotter. Sexy and hotter...
He also has a singing career. Or more accurately a rapping career. If you've heard of Childish Gambino, then you really like hip hop. That's his stage name and he has The Weeknd level fame circa The Trilogy. His music sells moderately well. Critics like him, but he's not having top forty hits. Or any hits for that matter.
There's a strong possibility he'll break it big. He's charting Weeknd territory right now. Just below the surface.
Funny enough he's also a comedian. This is partially why I love him. He is funny, but he's just too smart. It's a little too intellectual for any mainstream good. It just reinforces what a cute person I think he is. I love Donald Glover. He's my baby. My older much more attractive then me baby.