Gabby

Gabourey Sidibe and I are friends, so I can call her Gabby. And, by friends I mean, that if we met each other, I feel like we would get along, and be awesome together. I could be wrong. I probably shouldn't call her Gabby. Because, I'll be in that mindset that I can call her that and the first time she meets me I'll be like what's up Gabby. And, she'll be like fuck this hoe who don't even know me. 

There's a strong possibility that you know exactly who Gabourey Sidibe is. Her breakout role was in that movie Precious. I haven't seen it. I've been told it was amazing. It's on my list of things to do in my life. The Academy Awards had it nominated for everything. It was the token black movie that year. The Academy Awards forgot about that this year when they made the nominations.

Gabourey Sidibe is just really sexy. I've always loved her look and everything about her. She is just so funny. Invest some time in watching her interviews. She kills it. I want Gabourey Sidibe's life. Something has to be wrong with you to not want to be her. She's just amazing.

She is also killing it with that acting. She's been in a few seasons of American Horror Story. The world lives for this show and honestly I want to get into it. I'm such an easily scared little person, though. But, then Emma Roberts is in it and I love her. I feel like not watching this show is like being left out of a movement. I'm going to look back into 50 years and there are going to be reruns of American Horror Story. That's the real talk of what's going to happen.

The other show that Gabourey killed it in was The Big C. This is another show I haven't gotten into and I don't know if I want to. The whole concept is that the main lead is dying of cancer. That is not the kind of show I can handle. I can not be emotionally invested in someone for 4 years and then have them die on me. That is not acceptable. 

The true pinnacle of what Gabourey is doing right now is Empire. Honestly. Who is not on Empire. Raven Symone is killing it. Everyone is living for Taraji P Henson as Cookie. Terence Howard is in it. Naomi Campbell made a cameo. This show is perfect..

I adore Gabourey. I adore everything about her. She is sexy. She is wonderful. And, I love her confidence. There are people who say things about her weight and she's all like the fuck. I am beautiful. I am wonderful. Fuck you. That's such a great model for people to have. Love yourself

And, be funny as shit. I could make this entire Snapshot Saturday out of gifs from her interviews and her tweets. Gabourey has no chill. I love it. She's just absolutely amazing. I have a girl crush on her. And, not the Little Big Town kind of girl crush. I don't want her man. I want her. Gabourey and I are one person. If I don't meet her and become her best friend before I die. Life will not be complete.

I know people were mixed on this movie. But, make a point of seeing Tower Heist. Gabourey is in it. She's this fierce and sexual Jamaican maid and she is everything. She also learned how to break into safes for this movie. So, not only does she do it in the movie, she can do it in real life, and I just think that's amazing. Just imagine taking classes where you break into safes.

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