Brooke Candy is an exotic dancer and rapper. Isn't that perfect. If I ever become famous I want to be an exotic dancer. It's such a sophisticated way of saying you do sexual things for money. I am here for it.
I found out about her a few months ago when a Gaga obsessed friend told me to watch “Opulence”. I've included the video. It scares me. But, I was interested. I did a little digging into her musical career. I listened to almost everything on the Opulence EP, but I'm holding out for the full length album due out this year. But, with the lack of success “Opulence” had we'll see if that happens.
You might have noticed how irreverent how Brooke Candy is. It shouldn't surprise you then that one of her songs is “I Wanna Fuck Right Now”. It shares a strong resemblance to the Black Eyed Peas song “Rock That Body” in which one of the refrains is “I Wanna Rock Right Now”.
Personally, I don't know how I feel about Brooke, yet. I'm intrigued, and also very put off by her. She's also an actress by the way. Not the Dita Von Teese dildo porn shoes kind of actress, but instead appearing in quality cinema like Bloodrape. And, we thought Machette Kills was bad.
You can't ignore all the culture appropriation going on. I'm surprised
Only real celebrities deserve fan bases and that's only if it works. There should not be any forcing of fanbase names. Little Monsters. Yes. Here for it.
Queen. YASSSSS. Here for it.
Jlovers. WTF? No, J. Lo no. And this is coming from someone who fits under the category of Jlovers. I refuse. You can back your way back up to the Bronx. Team Duff? Sorry, Hilary, you're bae, I love you, but no. I don't like it. STOP.
And, Brooke. Fagmob? I see it now everyone in the world buying shirts with the word 'fagmob' slashed across it. Hell no. Jlover, I can accept. Team Duff, it's really not that bad. But, fagmob? That's offensive and rude. And, I don't think you mean it that way, but 'fag' is not a word I want thrown in this world. This is not some Yankee Doodle Dandy shit. Fix it.