Look Like An Egyptian

I think I'm in love with an Egyptian. I honestly had no idea who Rami Malek was when I stumbled upon his picture, but it was in that moment that I saw him that I realized he was what was missing in my life.

Day 6 of the 12 Days of Bubbles encourages you to walk like an Egyptian. Rami Malek is an actor. That's really all you need to know about him. He acts. I'm assuming he does a good job at it. Honestly, I just want to talk about how pretty he is. No part of my body is handling this well. 

I just want you to know what a good person I am. I was researching this blog post when I typed Rami Malek into bing. Bing being the sophisticated search engine that it is suggested that I might want to add “naked” to the end of my search. I did not bing image Rami Malek naked. I withstood, because I'm a good person.

Certainly, Rami Malek is not a household name. However, you do know a few things he's been in. He was in all three of the Night At The Museum movies. If you were going to take a wild stab in the dark I'm sure you would have guessed that he played King Ankmenrah and you would have been right.

Honestly, I only saw the first two movies. With Robin Williams passing I was not ready for the emotional destruction that Night At The Museum: Secret of the Tomb would have on my heart. It's been a while. I don't remember Rami Malek particularly standing out in this role, but I was probably distracted by how beautiful he is. 

It's so nice when Hollywood actually type casts role correctly.

He was also in the final Twilight installment. He played Benjamin. That means nothing to me. I never saw these movies. I never read the books. You can murder me later. He was in another vampire movie. Spike Lee directed it, so you know it's good. It was called Da Sweet Blood of Jesus. What a grandiose title.  

I've done my best to answer the true question. Is he single? What is his sexual orientation? I have no answer to any of those questions. There is a pretty solid rumor that he dated Armenian actress Angela Sarafyan, although that was never confirmed. She's gorgeous, though. Their babies would be prettier then my left toe nail after a pedicure.

On the bright side. He does have a twin brother, so all hope is not lost if he is indeed dating some beautiful Hollywood type that we have no hope of competing with.

The coolest thing he's been apart of in my humble homosexual opinion is this video game called Until Dawn. Basically, it's this horror game where you control whether or not all eight people survive, die, and all the combinations in between. He was one of the voice actors. And apparently somewhat psychotic. 

The game play is very similar to the that of Heavy Rain. Which, I actually blogged about in a Throwback Thursday entitled Video Games Are Art (read here). I feel so sophisticated knowing this. Boomer would be so proud of me.

He is currently starring in the lead role of the USA Network original series Mr. Robot. It's supposed to be pretty good. It's a high tech cyber security thriller. I haven't been able to watch it, but it's been renewed for a second season. It would have to be after they took away White Collar from us. 

If nothing else, I hope you have discovered a new beautiful sexy person to be obsessed with because I need someone to fan girl with.