Category: Fuck

Monster & A Cat

5/7/2016

Ok.

So, she's never been a monster and a cat (at the same time) that I'm aware of, but I know she could because I know how talented she is. I went to high school with her.

She's one of my favorite people. She's the girl behind 2FabMakeUp4U. I'm almost positive that she's used her name before on her channel, but for the sake of anonymity I will refer to her as “Stephanie”.

Stephanie loves two things in this world, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry. Also, Marina & The Diamonds, Beyonce (of course), and Iron Man. It's the perfect mix of pop culture fascination and talent that makes her a rising star.

Stephanie is how I got to know Cherie Cheezcake. If you know anything about our love for each other, you know that it is endless. I retweet her. She retweets. We live for one another. I live for burlesque dancers. I mean I live for anyone who shows skin. What can I say? I'm a skank. My shorts might be too short, but when you got it, flaunt it.

I've honestly been such a terrible friend. I never call her anymore, but that's more because I'm terrible with human connection then anything else. She's perfect.

My fondest memory of us, is when we went out, the moment the stores opened to buy LG4, otherwise known as ARTPOP. We walked right over to the display, all glitzed up and got our Lady Gaga fix. As a gay and a little monster do.

It was quite scandalous for me at the time. It had an explicit label.

Now I swear like a drunken sailor and if I haven't said “fuck” at some point during the day I feel like I haven't lived.

So, not only is Stephanie sexy as hell, she's a truly amazing makeup artist. This is some Jeffree Star shit. I'm sitting there watching her videos, like I can't even put my black lipstick on straight and this bitch is painting Iron Man's suit on her face.

She's that kind of talented. It's fucking insane.

I watch all of them with mild disbelief, if she doesn't become famous, I'm going to be really offended. I mean we tried out for the school talent show. And, I might not be able to sing, but I make up for it with style. She can sing. She's short. She's cute. What could honestly stop her.

The last time we talked she was getting some fancy, intelligent degree. It amazes me, I'm struggling over here trying to pass my business classes and she's just living being fabulous. It kills me on the inside.

Anyway what I'm trying to say is, she's amazing, and you need to subscribe. Tell your friends. Write a letter to Obama. Do whatever you have to do, because that's how good she is.

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Great Dane Problems

11/7/2015

My baby's birthday is coming up. I have not given birth recently. My loveable if annoying creature is turning eight tomorrow. Strangely enough he shares a November 8th birthday with one of the Scorpio's I'm closest to. I think it's fate.

The only dogs my family have ever bought have been Great Danes. I cannot tell you how many times I've been told that I'm walking “a horse.” The neighbors refer to me as “the boy with the big dog”. They also know his name some how, but they don't know mine. I don't know how they learned his name, so there's that.

It's been said that Great Danes are gentle giants. I suppose that's true. They did used to hunt boars way back in the way back. In case you didn't know. Boars are nasty mother fuckers not to be messed with.

They really are sweet. Although, the drool is a little much to deal with as is. I think a big dog problem is their inability to not step on your feet. I used to have beautiful feet and then we got this dog. I'm fairly sure their the second biggest dog in the world next to the Mastiff. Please do not quote me on that. And, I actually think that their taller then them.

Great Danes are one of the most beautiful breeds of dogs. Although, they have yet to win overall at the Westminister Dog Show. So, I'm not mad about that. They've been the inspiration for multiple cartoon dogs. See Scooby Doo and Astro from The Jetsons.

My brute is definitely my dog. He likes my mother better, but we're very similar. He's demanding. He wants what he wants. He is pushy. He's annoying as fuck actually. But, still deep in the recesses of my cold heart, he's the only thing I actually care about.

I realized when I was trying to decide if I should study abroad for a semester that there are two things I would miss. 1) I would miss taking two hour long showers and not being judged for it. And, 2) I would miss that big beast with all of his claws. When the parents leave as they often do. I stay at home with him and we bond. Often in separate rooms. I think he has a problem with all the Lady Gaga I listen to.

The most embarrassing thing I do is sing Linda Ronstadt's “Angel Baby” to him. He consistently looks at me like I'm dumbest human alive, but it's fine because this is the same dog that doesn't understand he can walk through an open door.

A fun fact about Great Danes is that they were a favorite in Germanic courts. What I'm trying to say is that this dog is essentially royalty. His ancestors used to guard the royals. Although, he's a punk can't handle the fifty degree weather of October.

I'm going to attempt to take a picture with him to include. We'll see how well that goes. If not at least I have my video that he interrupted. Someone told me to be nice to my dog and I was like bitch, he is in the way.

I think it was a great comedic moment on the Bubble Righted YouTube channel.

Rose Without The Thorn

10/10/2015

I feel really on right now.

That's how Amber Rose makes me feel. This week I struggled for an article of sumptous excitement to write about. Thankfully to the power of tumblr user WayneVevo I realized who I wanted to write about. Amber Rose is a sexy goddess of tattoos and good genes..

The woman is sex and sex appeal. She's one of these people who's famous, and you're like the fuck? I kind of know what she does, but not really. She acts, but no one cares about the movies she's in this year.

Two things have helped make this woman famous. Her relationship with Kanye and Wiz Khalifa with who she had a child. Now if you've been following social media, you know that her and Khloe went at it. Khloe called her out for being stripper. Woefully forgetting that her stardom is a result of begone sex tape between her sister and Ray J.

I don't get why we can't embrace the sex. Amber Rose is a confident woman who was dipping and doing it and can out dip a wanna be any day. There is no need for this.

Personally, I liked it better when neither of them talked. And, I mean like this. I like Khloe- to an extent- and Amber Rose is love. Be mysterious. Be sexy. You don't need this business caught out here in the public.

Now.

If Khloe wants to keep pushing Amber she can. We all know Amber has the truth on Kanye. There are lots of rumors about this man and Amber Rose is the one person who can confirm all of them.

Kardashians beware.

Truthfully, I only liked Whiz Khalifa when he was with Amber Rose. Now that their divorced he's irrelevant to me. I was shocked when “See You Again” became a hit this year. I thought we had left Whiz Khalifa and “Black and Yellow” back in 2010. Yet, here we are.

There was a boy I knew who dolled himself up just like Amber Rose. Can we say goals. He was gorgeous. He was no Amber Rose, but it was lush.

Amber Rose is an entity. What she needs to do to support her and her child is do some modeling. High end. No more twitter feuds. Class up the instagram a little and get yourself a Givenchy ad. If Kendall can do it. You can. .

The outfits she wore at the VMA's were perfect in my homosexual opinion. I love that she was making a statement. The media seemed to gloss over that and just label her and Blac Chyna “trashy”. I love that they put the misogynistic degrading comments people leave on their couture like a brand. I think it's empowering. I liked the statement they made. It's puts trolls in their place.

I can't help my love for Amber Rose. She's my kind of woman.

This Is How Bad Bitches Do It

7/18/2015

Natalia Kills

A controversial figure if she had any reasonable level of fame. She is a singer/actress (predominantly singer) who has Afro-Jamaican and Uruguayan heritage. Those genes blessed her. Natalia Kills is stunning. She's a very visual artist. Her beauty is glamorous to me. Her instagram feed is to die for. Of should I say kill for. God. I hate myself.

Now if your trying to place Natalia Kills let me help you. Obviously, you saw Pitch Perfect 2 and remember that “Problem” her lead single to her second album Trouble was used in a mash up with Nero's song “Promises” so the Barden Bellas could shamelessly embarrass themselves at the convention performance.

In reality you might remember two of the New Zealand X-Factor judges being let go for their rude comments to a contestant on one of the live shows. That was Natalia Kills and Willy Moon.

Everyone was so up in arms about it. I remember watching it already being a fan of Natalia Kills and it honestly was just not as mean as I expected. People were so upset and it seemed almost timid in comparison to what was being said. I might have had my expectations up to high.

This behavior also didn't surprise me. Natalia Kills brand is unapologetic bitch. It's like putting Azealia Banks in front of cameras and being surprised that you spouts something. To be fair Natalia's comments were not exactly accurate either. The only good thing that came from this is some name recognition and that hysterical meme of her with her hands out. That was funny.

I don't think this incident really hurt her brand, but I also don't think this is going to help her top the charts whenever her next release comes out.

Now she has only had two albums. Perfectionist and Trouble. The casual pop fan will enjoy Perfectionist more, but I question if Trouble has more artistic merit. I'm torn on which one I like my better. The first album features one of my all time favorite songs “Kill My Boyfriend”. It's as straight forward as you would expect and I loves it.

Buy "Kill My Boyfriend"

Her second album features “Problem” that I can flawlessly flow with. Natalia Kills initially wanted to be a rapper. Now that would have been interesting. She's very word oriented. Her words paint a visual picture even if “we're going to fuck like rabbits” isn't exactly the epitome of class and sophistication.

Honestly, as strong as the music is I think Natalia Kills could have gone the route of modeling that Iggy Azalea approached with. In my own personal opinion Natalia is more striking, especially since Iggy's nose job. But, that's neither here nor there.

She's probably not going to reach the heights of a superstar.

Natalia Kills plays the role of a degenerate beauty queen. She is the synth driven anti-pop star. Her music certainly has merit. She wrote for Madonna after all. Her music videos are always something to live for. Her first album even sported promotion by a web series entitled Love Kills xx. Natalia Kills is driven if nothing else.

(She's Got) The Look

6/20/2015

Vanessa Williams is just one of my favorite people in general. Before I was a fan I just thought she was one of the most beautiful women I'd ever seen. She's in her fifties now and it's still snatched. I feel like she's one of those very sophisticated charming women that knows her Louboutins and her politics.

I am not the only one who thinks Vanessa Williams is just one of the most beautiful women ever. She did win the Miss America Pageant. Back when people actually watched the Miss America Pageant. I remember when it was on NBC or one of those major channels. And, now is it even on cable? No one cares about it.

Vanessa Williams was surrounded by controversy when she won the Miss America Pageant. She was the first black woman to win the title and in true American spirit she received hate mail and death threats. This was 1984 and it was the 57th time this pageant had happened. It was honestly fucking time.

The true scandal was the fact that she resigned her title. Vanessa Williams had posed nude for a photo shoot before she won. These photographs were offered around to Playboy and eventually Penthouse who printed them after she won. Honestly, Playboy does some upright things. These photographs were a major scandal and it no doubt would have sold copies, but Hugh Hefner refused to purchase them. Playboy is a smutty magazine, but occasionally it's on the up and up. How you doing Hugh Hefner?

Now, I've seen the photos and I think 'scandal' is a little much. What did we all think was under that evening gown? Now they weren't exactly tasteful nudes. Now, I wasn't conscious in 1984, but I think forcing Vanessa Williams to resign her title was extreme. Because, we all know she was pressured to give it up. Now believe me. Scandal or no scandal. I am holding on to my crown.

Vanessa Williams made the correct transition after this happened. She can sing, act, and dance. So, she did it all. She released a string of successful albums, much like Samantha Fox did. If you don't know Samantha Fox was a page 3 girl. Not the kind of girl you bring home to mother and during the eighties she played off this image with a string of hits like “Touch Me (I Want Your Body)” and “Naughty Girls (Need Love Too)”

Now Vanessa did it in a far more classy, soul, R&B vibe. At heart she's a sophisticated woman. She had multiple hits “Dreamin”, “Save The Best For Last”, “Love Is” and yes she is voice behind “Color of the Wind” in the Pocahontas movie.

The only album I have by her is Sweetest Days. I actually have two copies (shout out to the Mayor and Miss Sara Bellum for getting me an extra one for Christmas) and nineties R&B is just not my thing. Now I do jam sometimes. I keep one copy in my car at all times, because sometimes you got to turn up to some good R&B.

Her acting is on point as well. You know her from Ugly Betty and the last few seasons of Desperate Housewives.

I just feel like Vanessa Williams is blessed. She could have crawled into a hole after what happened to her with Miss America and been a footnote. She was in her early twenties at this point. This was devastating, but she made the decision to come out and be on top. I feel very much the same way about Paris Hilton. She had her sex tape leaked and she said fuck the haters. I'm going to do me and get paid to party. Vanessa Williams did the same thing, albeit in a more classy way. I have so much respect for her and she deserves all of it.

The Constrictor

5/23/2015

BoA is a Korean pop star. She is not to be confused with the boa constrictor. I am a strong fearless gay man, but snakes are not my thing. I have got to be careful when I google her. I always include “singer” or “Korean” or “K-Pop” or anything to let google images know not to show me some killer snakes.

Side note never to use Bing. Bing is my default on my tablet and I was googling “Surprise Bitch”. You know like the Emma Roberts, American Horror Story, surprise bitch. Picture it. I'm sitting in a room of my peers, were all dressed up, and I google “surprise bitch” and porn comes up. Why would that ever be the appropriate thing to show first. I don't know. It was horrifying.

BoA is one of the best manufactured pop stars of Korea. She dances. She sings. She's pretty as fuck. Please make a point of following her on instagram. She's adorable. I love her so much I follow her on twitter and it's all in Korean.

BoA is one of the biggest crossover successes in Asia. Actually, she's the biggest. BoA is fluent in Japanese and English and her native Korean. She's also sang in Mandarin. There's just a point where you have to be like please stop being better then me. She's had unprecedented success in Japan. She's had multiple number one albums and hits. She's absolutely amazing.

Her English career is where I got started with BoA. I absolutely adore her song “Eat You Up”. It's catchy. It's sexy. It's basically everything you could ever want from a Korean pop star. She's only had one English album and it was self titled. Honestly, it wasn't the strongest release. A few songs miss the beat, but it is still a solid pop album. Especially “Energetic” and “I Did It For Love”.

My personal favorite Japanese album she did is Identity. It's slinky. It has a very interesting sound and if you've ever wanted to try out J-Pop, I would say definitely try out this album. Not every song is perfect, but this is girl is releasing an album a year, and sometimes she's releasing one in Japan and one in Korea. It's kind of a mess. My favorite song on this album is “Possibility”. It's a duet with this cute Japanese man and I have cried so many times to this song. I don't know what they're saying. But, it's so sad. It breaks my heart.

Her Korean career is what I'm surprisingly lacking on. I can talk about her Japanese music, but where she got her start. In Korea. Really, I don't know. The only album I have that she sang in Korean is Hurricane Venus. This would have made a great vinyl. The first half is sleek dance-pop. The second part is ballads. Some of which are incredibly heavy and weigh the album down. I enjoy it. That's all that matters.

Honestly, what surprises me is that we never got another English album. Yes, her first album had a poor performance in the United States, but the Koreans and Japanese ate it up. When Psy had his major hit “Gangnam Style” that was the time to strike. American's would have bought into a Korean pop star. BoA could have killed it. I'm honestly surprised no one tried to break into the market. America has never had a true Asian pop star. That needs to be fixed.

In true Korean fashion. BoA is also an occasional actress. I swear everyone who's famous over there has multiple facets of talent. She was even in this movie called Make Your Move. I wanted to see it so bad. Derrek Hough was in it and he's pretentious prep boy cute. I'm sure the movie was basic as fuck. It was a dance movie with some Romeo/Juliet shit that has been done before, but BoA is queen. I honestly hate how much prettier she is then me.

Gabby

5/9/2015

Gabourey Sidibe and I are friends, so I can call her Gabby. And, by friends I mean, that if we met each other, I feel like we would get along, and be awesome together. I could be wrong. I probably shouldn't call her Gabby. Because, I'll be in that mindset that I can call her that and the first time she meets me I'll be like what's up Gabby. And, she'll be like fuck this hoe who don't even know me.

There's a strong possibility that you know exactly who Gabourey Sidibe is. Her breakout role was in that movie Precious. I haven't seen it. I've been told it was amazing. It's on my list of things to do in my life. The Academy Awards had it nominated for everything. It was the token black movie that year. The Academy Awards forgot about that this year when they made the nominations.

Gabourey Sidibe is just really sexy. I've always loved her look and everything about her. She is just so funny. Invest some time in watching her interviews. She kills it. I want Gabourey Sidibe's life. Something has to be wrong with you to not want to be her. She's just amazing.

She is also killing it with that acting. She's been in a few seasons of American Horror Story. The world lives for this show and honestly I want to get into it. I'm such an easily scared little person, though. But, then Emma Roberts is in it and I love her. I feel like not watching this show is like being left out of a movement. I'm going to look back into 50 years and there are going to be reruns of American Horror Story. That's the real talk of what's going to happen.

The other show that Gabourey killed it in was The Big C. This is another show I haven't gotten into and I don't know if I want to. The whole concept is that the main lead is dying of cancer. That is not the kind of show I can handle. I can not be emotionally invested in someone for 4 years and then have them die on me. That is not acceptable.

The true pinnacle of what Gabourey is doing right now is Empire. Honestly. Who is not on Empire. Raven Symone is killing it. Everyone is living for Taraji P Henson as Cookie. Terence Howard is in it. Naomi Campbell made a cameo. This show is perfect..

I adore Gabourey. I adore everything about her. She is sexy. She is wonderful. And, I love her confidence. There are people who say things about her weight and she's all like the fuck. I am beautiful. I am wonderful. Fuck you. That's such a great model for people to have. Love yourself

And, be funny as shit. I could make this entire Snapshot Saturday out of gifs from her interviews and her tweets. Gabourey has no chill. I love it. She's just absolutely amazing. I have a girl crush on her. And, not the Little Big Town kind of girl crush. I don't want her man. I want her. Gabourey and I are one person. If I don't meet her and become her best friend before I die. Life will not be complete.

I know people were mixed on this movie. But, make a point of seeing Tower Heist. Gabourey is in it. She's this fierce and sexual Jamaican maid and she is everything. She also learned how to break into safes for this movie. So, not only does she do it in the movie, she can do it in real life, and I just think that's amazing. Just imagine taking classes where you break into safes.

What else is there to say. Gabourey Sidibe is amazing. Watch her movies? Tweet about this article??

An Actor and a Model

3/28/2015

Hilary Duff is queen bitch to me, so of course I have to plug her new show Younger multiple times, just in case you miss an article as one does. Life is busy occasionally you have to miss Bubble Righted articles just as I occasionally forget to post on social media that a new article is up.

The real truth, though, is that when I did the Media Monday on Younger, I was so enamored by this all female led cast that I didn't really do the research that I as your trusty blogger should have done. I love a pretty boy. I'm kind of a slut. I have no type. I love it all. So, the fact that I missed this beautiful boy who is part of the cast of Younger is beyond me.

His name is Nico Tortorella. I don't feel that bad for missing out on talking about him. According to Wikipedia he is a recurring cast member, not a main cast member, but he's so pretty. He's an actor and a model. How cliched is that? Very. But, he's so pretty.

Sometimes I wonder if boys mind being called pretty. They're always questioning their masculinity anyway, so do they get offended when you call them pretty. If Hozier saw my tweet about him being pretty at the Grammy's would he be like what the fuck. Excuse you bitch. Stay in your lane. Or would he respond with my favorite blogger just called me pretty. That is the question.

What do I know about Nico Tortorella other then the fact that he's a model. One of his first acting roles was on this CW show called The Beautiful Life. It was about the modeling industry. He played an up and coming underwear model, of course. I wish I had known about this. I would have watched the shit out of that show. The plot could just be him walking around shirtless for forty minutes with interspersed dialogue and I would be set.

The show needless to say was canceled. It wasn't meant to be the next Gossip Girl after all. Nico was also in that creepy ass show, The Following. You know the one about the serial killer, Kevin Bacon's in it. If you're into that kind of thing. I'm sure it's great. I am not into it to be honest.

What we want to see of Nico Tortorella in Younger is lots of shirtless, walking around in his underwear, chilling. Possibly some pseudo sex scenes, because this is airing on TV Land after all. He is playing the lover of the lead, so the likelihoods that he'll ever become a series regular just got shot down. She'll dump him in season two and get another man and hopefully he'll be just as sexy as Nico Torterlla.

Thunder does not think he is cute actually. I told her I was doing my Snapshot Saturday on him and she was like #ewww. She said she doesn't like his eyebrows. Which is such a shallow reason not to think someone's cute for her. Thunder is all everyone is beautiful.

That's just how we are with celebrities. Being perfectly real, there isn't a boy from One Direction, I would turn down in real life. But, under this guise of I'll never meet you it's like, I'm sorry Harry Styles but you just don't measure up to my insatiable demands.

It makes me feel kind of bitchy, but like in a shallow, tinder kind of way. Younger is going to premiere on Tuesday March 31st at 10/9 central on TV Land and you should watch it for no other reason to stare at Nico.

Great Britain Can Take My Body Now

1/3/2015

If you flashback to twitter a few weeks ago. You may recall my little obsessions with Chris Mears and Tom Daley. Let me clarify that by Great Britain can take my body, what I really mean is that their Olympic diving team can do whatever they want with me.

I was having a mental block on what I should do for Snapshot Saturday and I said why not just talk about sexy divers. Obviously. I considered just doing Tom Daley or just Chris Mears, but more skin is better then less skin. I am so sorry to their teammate Jack Laugher that I am not talking about.

Tom Daley

Chris Mears

In real life he would be hot as fuck and I would date him, but he is up against Tom Daley and Chris Mears. Sorry, that your just not that attractive. They're perfect and you sir are a solid 8 out of 10. I am not judging. I'm a good 4.5 in good lighting. I could never get Tom or Chris. Or you. You're still sexy.

Actually at the moment neither Tom nor Chris are available. They are both dating these ugly sluts. I don't even know what Chris Mear's girlfriend is. Maybe I could get Tom. Because, his standards are not set as high as they should be.

Tom Daley with boyfriend Dustin Lance Black

Side note that Tom Daley is bisexual. I had to break this news to my co-worker and she was heart broken. I found out about Tom Daley, because well first he's a super attractive British diver. Obviously. I'm into it. Secondly, his coming out video is literally the cutest thing ever.

He makes it clear that he is bisexual. It's important not to erase that and just say that's he's gay or just say that he's straight. I will never meet him and therefore never date him. The man he's dating right now is a screenwriter named Dustin Lance Black. This man is the reason Tom acknowledged to the world that he liked men. I don't blame him. Men are sexy, but this is the man who got Tom Daley to be true to himself. WTF.

Chris Mears on the other hand. I don't even know who he's dating, but I'm sure she's basic. He is very straight. However, he posed in GT. Naked mind you. I have seen all the pictures. You don't see his penis so fill free to google it. They were the pictures for the background on my computer and my lock screen. I wanted him for Christmas so bad and it didn't happen.

By the way GT stands for Gay Times. I did not know this. I had to look it up and he was in their naked issue. Can we just say I would totally subscribe to this magazine if he was in it every month. Gag me with a spoon already.

The current background on my computer

It might just be me. I am queen of the sluts after all.

As I said Chris Mears naked body was and is the background on my computer. This went out of my mind. I was sitting in the front row of my math class. My professor is like open your laptop's were going to take a practice quiz or whatever it was. I filtered out that Chris Mears in all of his sexiness was on my computer. I don't think my classmates were surprised per say, but honestly I don't need to prove to people that I'm a whore. They figure that out for themselves.

The same co-worker who didn't know Tom Daley was gay also made me pick between him and Zac Efron.

I was like this bitch. After some time, I came up with my answer. It might surprise you that I picked Tom Daley.

Like, yes he is a step below Zac Efron, but let me explain myself. So, Tom Daley is cute and sexy, but he's best friends with Elton John. To me, Elton John is like a king I've never invested in. He slays me, but I don't want his music. But, if I can get in good with Elton John, I might meet Madonna. Because, you know they have that love, hate friendship. Having sex with Zac Efron every night will not compare to meeting Madonna. It's Madonna. I have my priorities straight.

Also, Elton John hangs out with the sexiest people ever, so if Tom ever did leave me I would have back up. I could date a porn star. Yes. Elton John is a dirty old man and he just casually hangs out with this porn star, who is very attractive by the way. I don't know his name, but if you're going to watch porn I say watch quality porn. And, I feel like this boy would provide that.

If I have not given you proof as to why you should date a swimmer, I don't know what more I can do to convince you. You might need to realize that you are a lesbian and I support you. Like that's okay. Sacajawea told me she didn't think Tom Daley was hot and I almost spit my coffee on her. What a dumb bitch.

Fat Lesbian Feminist

9/29/2014

Lead singer of rock band Gossip. Born and raised in Arkansas. I am obsessed with Beth Ditto. One of the sexiest women in the world. Who proves that societies views of beauty is far too narrow. Her confidence and love for herself is unparalleled. Partially because it has to be. Whenever we're told that we don't fit in. We have to be self objective and realize how fantastic we are. No one was going to tell Beth Ditto that she was a sexy woman, so she had to do it herself.

She actually wrote an autobiography, Coal to Diamonds that I need to get around to reading. What you don't realize is that Beth Ditto is huge. Europe is obsessed with Gossip and her voice. The only song you might know by them is “Heavy Cross”. That's the song that plays in the background of the J'Adore commercial for Dior. The one where Charlize Theron sashays up and down the runway with a Marilyn Monroe look a like.

Their music is rock based. Although, Beth did do a solo EP, that is currently on it's way to my residence. I just ordered it. It will be everything. On their last album they explored more of an alternative dance sound. That played off quite well. A Joyful Noise is everything to me. Its assisted me through so many things in life. And, with their solid history of releasing an album every three years. Sometime in 2015 we should have more Gossip to enjoy. You'll know when it happens, because I will be blogging about it. Rest assured.

You know something that's terrible. Is I considered not mentioning that Beth was a lesbian. But, I knew I wanted to put pictures of her wedding in. And, yes that's Jean Paul Gaultier she's wearing. Everything, Beth. Everything.

I just wanted you to like Beth so much and I didn't want her being a lesbian to make you not like her. But, I realized that you would have to get the fuck over that. If that's the only reason you don't like Beth. I don't know what your problem is. Honestly if that's the reason you don't like her. We might have to sit down and talk about this heart to heart. About why your such a terrible human being.

Beth is just like Madonna or anyone else. There are a lot of good reasons to not like Madonna. But, there are also a lot of unacceptable reasons. Madonna's age should not be one of them. Madonna be a strong independent woman should not be one of them.

One thing I appreciate about Beth's interaction with her band. Is that they share album covers. Their drummer is on the cover of Music For Men and on the back Beth Ditto and guitarist Brace Paine have their faces spliced together. They apply a similar concept for A Joyful Noise and before that the three shared the front on Standing In The Way of Control.

Buy Standing In The Way of Control

Buy Music For Men

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It's just very nice that she does that. Because a band really is a team effort and so often it's made out not to be. I for one would never have taken part in Huey Lewis and the News. You can't get rid of Huey Lewis, because then it's just The News and no one listens to instrumental. But, if you need to replace part of The News. You can do that. Just like I would have had a showdown with Diana Ross when the Supremes started going by Diana Ross and the Supremes. That's not kosher. Joan Jett and the Blackhearts. Same thing with Huey Lewis. Sit down Joan.

The end reason why I love Beth so much is that she's sexy. When I think of Beth, I always think of that scene in Runaway Bride. One of the many romantic comedies Richard Gere and Julia Roberts did together. There's this one part where Julia and her friend are in the salon. She's spinning in the chair, while her friend says, “You're a goddess. You're a goddess!”

That's what Beth is. A goddess.