Hot For Teacher

In a recent video I acknowledged that I was giving up boys for lent. In reality I have really been letting go of them for some time now. I was going through my Snapshot Saturday's and I haven't posted about a boy since late March. We've been in a drought. Yes, Gabourey Sidibe, Priyanka Chopra, and BoA are sexy goddesses, but sometimes we need some boy flesh in our lives.

I've gone basic white girl. My taste in men is always basic white girl. Matt Bomer, Enrique Iglesias, Nico Tortorella. I can't say the man I picked for today's post is any better. You've probably heard of him or seen his pictures circulating the internet. 

Pietro Boselli. He's a professor at UCL. He's very sexy. He also teaches engineering. So, don't transfer just so you can take classes with him. I would literally fail out. You know Rosencrantz has decided to major in something that's in the vein of engineering. It's not going well for her.

It would probably be going marginally better if she had Pietro Boselli leaning over her shoulder. That name is just sexy. It's the name of the boy you have a fling with when you study abroad in Europe. I can imagine it. Whispering Pietro. Your alone on the beach together. It's night fall. The only illumination is the moonlight. And, depending on your lack of sexual history, you lose your virginity to him.

That sounds romantic, but even as I write it. I'm sitting here like you know sand is going to get into every party of your body. And, sand isn't the kind of thing you lick off your lover's body. There would have to a luxurious cashmere blanket involved for this to be sexy.

If you were wondering what foreign country you would be studying abroad in. Pietro is Italian. So, that's nice. Just don't end up like Amanda Knox. There's something so appealing about Italian men. Maybe it's because I watched the Lizzie McGuire Movie one too many times, and I've always wanted my own Paulo. I also imagine Greek Adonis's. I don't know why. Italy is not the same thing as Greece, but I digress.

Actually, Joyce and I both find this one boy we know to be very good. He's Italian. It's just good. He has a nice voice. His hair is a little schoolboy prep, but I'm barely a sophomore in college. A cute school boy is still age appropriate. 

I actually find it very uncomfortable that we're objectifying this male teacher. We are objectifying a model, but his students are not. It's weird. Whenever people have the hots for a teacher, I just want to slap them, and tell them to get a grip. I had this conversation recently with someone and he told me he always thought it was strange when his friends had crushes on their teacher. I agree. It's the age difference and the fact that there in a position of power over you.

No judgment if your into that.

All that can be really said about Pietro Boselli is that he's beautiful. This is the kind of summer fling I want in my life. I've missed objectifying men. This was fun. 

I have never been more jealous of a boulder in my life.