RIP 2015 (2015-2015)
The year in review. Lawsuits. Debauchery, & 34 cents.
A Gay For Christmas
I'M SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE!!!
Vaginas. Are. Awesomee!!!
"I Was Told I Look Like Hitler"
October 17th, 2015
The Goodwill Collection: Fall 2015.
ALL THE BEST LOOKS: What to wear to KILL your Husband, ATTRACT the Mens, and looking like a CHOCOLATE DIPPED caramel bar.
The Gay Changes A Flat
Honeymoon: The Lana Del Rey Review
How To Send Nudes
Yes. You look flawless. But, should you sent that vag pic? Does your dick look good? All these questions and more answered.
The Grasshopper Memorial
Advice For Freshman Babies
Study for 27 hours a day, bringing the dead back to life, and never sleeping. The truth of college revealed.
I have been assaulted by Hilary Duff, QUEEN. MOTHER. SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE. My earbuds will never be the same again.
Tip Thy Waiter
Brian Williams Is My Father!
Just wanted to shout out to my favorite father who doesn't know he's my father Brian Williams for Father's Day.
I'm Giving Up Boys For Lent
Size zero at Banana Republic. The blog changes name, but I never do.