Lily Clinton: The beautiful, bored housewife.
Calvin Clinton: Wealthy husband of Lily Clinton.
Michael Clinton: Screw up brother of Calvin Clinton. Drunk with a gambling problem.
Cindy Johnson: Plain, intelligent secretary to Calvin Clinton.
Miss Betsy: Overweight, housekeeper.
Theodore: Elderly security guard dying of cancer.
Ivon Chekhov: Young, famed, Russian detective.
Last week ended with Cindy in the shower, when she heard Lily Clinton scream.