A Gay For Christmas
Vaginas. Are. Awesomee!!!
Rose Without The Thorn
Funny or Die is what inspired me to dedicate a Snapshot Saturday to Amber Rose.
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The Grasshopper Memorial
How Do You Blend???
Having never put on makeup before I felt like a drag queen on their first day AND this is my first collaboration video. YAY!
Tip Thy Waiter
Ariana Grande licks donuts. I lick other things. My views on the doughnut terrorist and her back up dancer boyfriend crimes against America.
Learn how to get people to swipe left on your life history and swipe right on that perfectly contoured face.
How Not To Conquer Twitter: A Guide
Is this Media Monday all about me? Yes. Yes it is.
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Size zero at Banana Republic. The blog changes name, but I never do.